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求一篇幽默英语小故事~
求一篇幽默英语小故事~
求一篇幽默英语小故事~
Old Mr.Black loved shooting bears,but his eyes were not good any more.Several times he nearly shot people instead of bear,so his friends were very careful when they went out shooting with him.
One day a young frieng of his wanted to have a joke,so got a big piece of white paper and wrote on it in very big letter"I AM NOT A BEAR".Then he tied it to his back and went off.His friends saw it and laughed a lot.
But it did not save him.After a few minutes Mr.Black shot at him and knocked his hat off.
The young man was very fgightened and angry."Don't you see this piece of paper?"He shout to Mr.Black."Yes,I did."said Mr.Black .Then he went nearer,looked carefully at the paper and said,"Oh,I am very sorry.Idid not see the word NOT."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on ...
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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